Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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