The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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