ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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