Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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