so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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