I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
