even my farts smell like vagina
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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