Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Randomize
