she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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