marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Do you still have your period?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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