so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Randomize
