I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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