She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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