He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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