Your tits are I can't wait for
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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