So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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