I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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