Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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