Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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