apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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