My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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