Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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