I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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