i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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