But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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