So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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