I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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