I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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