My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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