I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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