I want to make a zoo with you.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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