I didn't shave. On purpose
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize