Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
