I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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