I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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