If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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