wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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