i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Semen is not good for contacts.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You don't make any sense
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