hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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