if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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