I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
how does that bad decision feel?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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