would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
These tits shall not be calmed
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