you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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