Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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