we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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