oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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