i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.