Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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