Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms