I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog