I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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