Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.