tonight lets celebrate not being married
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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