Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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