After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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