I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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