imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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