i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My penis needs a shock collar
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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