If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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