There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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