He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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