I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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